JT: SO WHAT NOW, MS. SAUVE?
PREGNANCY YOGA? LAMAZE CLASS?
MAKE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.
AT THIS POINT,
THE HEALTH OF THE BABY IS PARAMOUNT.
SO WHO KNOWS?
ONLY MY BROTHER AND TOBY.
NOT YOUR PARENTS?
LIBERTY, YOU'RE 6 MONTHS PREGNANT.
I KNOW, MS. SAUVE.
[SIGHS]
BUT MY FATHER...
THERE'S NO WAY I CAN TELL HIM.
SO YOU'VE JUST BEEN HIDING IT?
WELL, LET'S TALK ABOUT OPTIONS.
IT'S LATE IN THE GAME FOR AN ABORTION,
SO I ASSUME THAT'S OFF THE TABLE.
ABSOLUTELY.
I WANT TO CARRY THIS BABY TO TERM.
BUT AFTERWARDS...?
LIBERTY, THERE IS NO AFTERWARDS, OKAY?
WHAT ABOUT ADOPTION?
I CAN REFER YOU TO AN AGENCY.
JT: YES, THAT'S PERFECT.
WE'RE IN.
WE?
JT, YOU BROKE UP WITH ME.
YEAH, BUT I'M STILL THE FATHER.
IF YOU DECIDE TO KEEP THIS BABY,
THEN IT BECOMES MY PROBLEM TOO.
SAUVE: SO, DO YOU WANT ME TO REFER YOU
TO AN ADOPTION AGENCY OR NOT?
YES.
NO.
SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
[SIGHS]
♪ Whatever it takes
♪ I know I can make it through
♪ If I hold out
♪ I know I can make it through
♪ Be the best
♪ Be the best I can
♪ And I say to you
♪ Whatever it takes
♪ I know I can make it
♪ I know I can make it through
JT: THE GLITTER STICKS TO THE GLUE,
AND TA-DA!
YOU HAVE YOUR TIARA
LIKE MEGAN AND MADISON.
AND JUST LIKE OUR FAVOURITE ROYAL PRIMATE -
PRINCESS APE - WEARS.
AND SHE'LL BE COMING UP NEXT!
SO STAY TUNED!
FLOOR DIRECTOR: CUT, RESET.
HEY, TOBES.
WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?
SURPRISE, SURPRISE. YOU FORGOT.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO CATCH "CLOWN ACADEMY" TONIGHT.
SORRY. BRAIN FART.
I TOTALLY FORGOT.
I'M DUE AT THE PHARMACY.
TWO JOBS, SCHOOL, PREGNANT EX.
NO WONDER YOUR BRAIN IS FLATULENT.
WELL, THERE IS TWO SOLUTIONS TO MY PROBLEMS,
MY CAREFREE FRIEND.
MOCHACHINO AND ADOPTION.
ADOPTION?
WOW, YOU SURE LIBERTY WILL GO FOR THAT?
SHE'S FIFTEEN.
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES SENSE.
FLOOR DIRECTOR: OKAY, JT. LET'S DO IT.
RIGHT.
OKAY... WELL, TAKE TWO.
I'M GONNA GO CONTINUE TO MAKE
A COMPLETE DINK OF MYSELF.
DIRECTOR: ROLLING TAPE.
MAN: ROLLING!
EMMA: [CLEARS HER THROAT]
I'D TELL YOU GUYS TO GET A ROOM,
BUT YOU HAVE A ROOM.
WHICH ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MY ROOM.
WELL, TONIGHT YOUR ROOM IS ALL YOURS
BECAUSE CRAIG IS TAKING ME TO SEE A BAND.
IT'S FRIEND OF FRIENDS, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL.
I THOUGHT WE WERE STUDYING.
UNLESS...
I MEAN, IT'S NOT REALLY A DATE,
IF YOU WANNA TAG ALONG?
YEAH.
ALMOST PERSUASIVE,
BUT I'LL PASS.
COME ON, EMMA. IT'S TOTALLY COOL.
EMMA: IT'S TOTALLY THIRD WHEEL, CRAIG.
YOU GUYS ARE A COUPLE.
AND I'M... JUST ME.
PLUS, I HAVE A HOT DATE TONIGHT.
IT'S A VERY SEXY RED.
HEY, YOU SELL GLITTER GLUE?
WHAT CAN I SAY?
YOUR CRAFTWORK ON TELEVISION...
IT INSPIRES ME.
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER
WHY A GUY WHO'S GOING TO SCHOOL
IS WORKING SO MANY HOURS.
YOU IN SOME KINDA TROUBLE, STOCKBOY?
DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO BUG?
JAY: JUST SAYING...
IF YOU NEED MONEY,
TALK TO ME.
I GOT ALL SORTS OF CREATIVE SOLUTIONS.
WELL, I CAN DO WITHOUT YOUR BRAND OF CREATIVITY.
PUT THAT BACK.
ALL OF IT.
WHATEVER YOU SAY, NARC.
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]
EMMA: JAZZ COMBO,
OR RAISING MONEY FOR CANCER RESEARCH?
FIGHTING CANCER - EXCELLENT CHOICE.
NOW IF WE COULD ONLY STOMP OUT JAZZ
IN OUR LIFETIME.
PETER: HITTING THE PAVEMENT FOR A CANCER-FREE WORLD TOO?
YEAH, YOU MEAN ONE WITHOUT YOU IN IT?
IF YOU NEED A VICTIM
FOR YOUR NEXT SEXPLOITATION FLICK,
KEEP LOOKING.
MY MOM TOOK MY CAMERA.
I'M COMPLETELY UNARMED.
LOOK, IF WE'RE BOTH GONNA BE ON THE RELAY COMMITTEE,
MAYBE WE SHOULD START OVER.
MAYBE YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY WAY?
PA: ATTENTION STUDENTS: TODAY'S LUNCH SPECIAL
WILL BE SMOKED HAM AND MASH POTATOES.
TOBY: HEY!
MISS YOUR MOCHACHINO FIX?
MY GRANDMA DECIDED THE HOUSE NEEDED VACUUMING
AT 6 A.M.
YOU TELL HER ABOUT THE BABY YET?
NO.
LIKE SHE NEEDS MORE TO WORRY ABOUT.
LIBERTY!
HERE I GOT YOU SOME... SOME GINGER TEA.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO HELP WITH MORNING SICKNESS.
OH, THAT'S SWEET.
THANK YOU.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT...
YOU KNOW LIKE OPTIONS?
OR LIFE-PLANS?
NOT REALLY.
LISTEN...
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT HAVING A KID MEANS?
I MEAN, FOR YOUR FUTURE?
IT'S JUST NOT LOGICAL.
JT, I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE, OKAY?
OKAY. LET ME HELP YOU, OKAY?
I'VE HAVE AN ULTRASOUND AT 2 P.M.
COME WITH ME?
SIMPSON: BEFORE WE CONTINUE,
DOES ANYONE HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE?
ABOUT SAY, HIMSELF BEING AN UP-AND-COMING TV STAR?
BIG HIT WITH THE KIDS.
ON EVERY DAY AT 3:00 P.M.?
MR. SIMPSON, PLEASE, DON'T.
PLEASE.
SIMPSON: PEOPLE...
OUR NEXT UNIT IN MEDIA IMMERSION
IS PRESCHOOL TELEVISION!
WATCH CLOSELY,
BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA LEARN FROM A MASTER.
JT: GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE...
IT'S ALMOST THANKSGIVING,
AND TODAY, WE ARE GOING TO BE MAKING
NONE OTHER THAN...
A TURKEY!
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE...
BUT BEFORE WE MAKE OUR TURKEYS,
I'M GOING TO NEED MY HANDY DANDY LITTLE HELPERS!
WHERE ARE MY HANDY-DANDY LITTLE HELPERS?
THERE THEY ARE!
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE...
THAT IS SO CUTE!
SHE'S RIGHT.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS?
YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON TV,
AND THERE YOU ARE.
SO DO YOU WANNA TELL HER OR SHOULD I?
CRAIG: OKAY, I'LL TELL HER. WELL...
NO, NO, NO YOU TELL HER.
YOU TELL HER - IT'S TOO GOOD.
[CONTINUE ARGUING]
CRAIG AND I,
WE MET THIS REALLY CUTE GUY.
AND HE'S TOTALLY YOUR TYPE.
WELL, CUTE IS MY TYPE.
CRAIG: HIS NAME IS DEREK.
HE'S A BASKETBALL BUDDY OF JIMMY'S.
HE'S IN GRADE 10,
BUT HE'S ALL RIGHT.
HEY DEREK!
WEIRD. WEIRD.
I MEAN, IT'S-IT'S COSMIC.
WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
AMAZING.
YOU'D THINK IT WAS A SETUP.
MANNY: DEREK,
THIS IS MY SINGLE FRIEND, EMMA.
DID I MENTION THAT SHE'S SINGLE?
HEY EMMA.
UM, THESE GUYS WERE TELLING ME
THAT YOUR PARENTS USED TO GO TO DEGRASSI?
IT'S PRETTY WEIRD, EH?
IT'S A MAGICAL STORY.
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT FRIDAY.
UH, FRIDAY?
LIKE, AT NIGHT?
IT'S A DATE.
HOW DOES HE OR SHE LOOK?
I DON'T KNOW.
I CAN'T.
JT, PLEASE.
IT...
IT LOOKS...
REAL.
PASSED WITH FLYING COLOURS.
LIKE MOTHER, LIKE OFFSPRING.
THEY'LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR THAT
AT THE ADOPTION AGENCY.
REALLY?
YOU'RE SURE?
NO.
I DON'T WANT TO GIVE OUR BABY UP,
BUT YOU DO, OBVIOUSLY.
LIBERTY, IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
WE HAVE LIVES AHEAD OF US -
SCHOOL AND JOBS.
SO? WE CAN DO IT.
ALL OF IT.
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
BECAUSE YOU NEEDED IT.
LOOK...
I LOVE YOU, JT.
AND WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO
I'M FINE WITH IT.
LET'S KEEP THIS BABY.
BRIGHT AND EARLY, AS REQUESTED.
MRS. COONEY: WHO WANTS MUFFINS?
CARROT MUFFINS. YOUR FAVOURITE.
LIBERTY: GOOD MORNING, MRS. COONEY.
MRS. COONEY: OH LIBERTY,
I AM SO HAPPY YOU'VE TAKEN THIS ONE BACK.
LUCK OF THE IRISH, HE'S GOT.
WE'RE BOTH VERY LUCKY.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, WE HAVE GREAT NEWS.
WE'RE HAVING A BABY.
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
YEAH, WE ARE.
WE'RE GOING TO BE PARENTS.
JAMES TIBERIUS,
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT IT TAKES TO RAISE A CHILD?
YOU ARE FAR, FAR TOO YOUNG.
WELL, I THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD HELP US.
I MEAN, YOU RAISED MOM AND ME.
AND I'M NOT PLANNING TO SPEND MY RETIREMENT
GOING THROUGH IT AGAIN.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT ADOPTION?
WE'VE CONSIDERED IT, BUT NO.
LOOK GRANDMA, WE LOVE EACH OTHER, OKAY?
THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
AND THE REST WE'LL FIGURE OUT.
THE WAY YOUR FATHER FIGURED IT OUT?
BY LEAVING YOU AND YOUR MOTHER
WHEN THE GOING GOT ROUGH?
I'M NOT LIKE HIM.
NOT AT ALL.
[SIGHS]
LET'S GO.
EMMA. HEY.
OKAY, LOOK...
IF WE'RE BOTH GONNA BE THE RELAY FOR LIFE COMMITTEE,
DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD BE A LITTLE BIT MORE CIVILIZED?
IT'S A CANCER RUN, NOT A TEA PARTY.
I KNOW VIDEOTAPING MANNY WAS STUPID,
BUT SHE ASKED ME TO DO IT.
SHE WAS DRUNK AND VERY PERSUASIVE.
AND YOU EMAILING IT TO YOUR FRIENDS
MAKES IT RIGHT?
NO. OF COURSE NOT.
PLEDGE FORMS FOR ALL YOUR FABULOUS CANCER-FIGHTING
FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS.
LEAVE NO WALLET UNTAPPED.
LOOK, I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GONE FOR MANNY.
YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND - MAJOR CATCH.
SMART, FUNNY,
INSANELY GORGEOUS.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M INTERESTED?
WE CARE ABOUT THINGS,
IMPORTANT THINGS.
MAYBE I HEARD THAT,
ONCE, YOU WERE KINDA INTO ME.
PAIGE: OKAY, BUTTS IN THE BLEACHERS PEOPLE.
WE'LL GO OVER THE ROUTE.
THERE'S A MOVIE TOMORROW NIGHT.
7:30 P.M., CINEMA 3.
SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.
I'LL BE THERE.
DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH.
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
CURING CANCER CAN ALWAYS WAIT.
LIBERTY: JT, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS.
JT: LIBERTY, WE CAN'T KEEP AVOIDING THIS, OKAY?
WE HAVE TO TELL YOUR PARENTS.
LIBERTY: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR GRANDMA?
JT: SO SHE DIDN'T TAKE IT SO WELL.
LIBERTY: THAT'S NOTHING, JT, OKAY?
YOUR GRANDMA'S A LAMB.
MY PARENTS ARE LIONS.
JT: WELL, LIBERTY, YOU'RE THEIR DAUGHTER.
MAYBE THEY'LL UNDERSTAND.
LIBERTY: IT'S NOT MY MOTHER, IT'S MY FATHER.
HE'LL KICK ME OUT, GUARANTEED.
[SIGHS]
WELL, LET HIM, OKAY?
BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO GET OUR OWN PLACE.
YOU, ME AND THE BABY.
YOU'RE SERIOUS?
I GUESS I COULD USE MY SPELLING BEE MONEY.
YEAH.
AND I'LL TAKE MORE SHIFTS AT THE PHARMACY.
AND I'LL QUIT THE TV JOB.
JT, YOU CAN'T.
NO, I HAVE TO,
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T PAY.
BESIDES, THEY CAN JUST GET SOMEONE ELSE TO MAKE TIARAS.
IT'S FINE.
SO... WE'RE NOT TELLING THEM?
NO. NOT YET.
BECAUSE BEFORE WE JUMP,
WE'D BETTER HAVE A SAFETY NET.
[SARAH HARMER'S "BASEMENT APARTMENT" PLAYS]
♪ WELL YOU LIVE OUT
♪ WHERE THE STREET ENDS
♪ IN THE BASEMENT APARTMENT
♪ WITH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS
♪ AND THE TAP DRIPS ALL NIGHT
♪ WATER TORTURIN' THE SINK
♪ THE FURNACE IS BURNING
♪ BUT IT'S STILL COLD I THINK ♪
♪ TOASTER STICKS
♪ AND THE EMPTIES ARE PILED ♪
♪ I HAVEN'T BEEN UPSTAIRS IN A WHILE NOW ♪
♪ I GOTTA WASH THE SHEETS ON MY BED ♪
♪ I GOTTA WATCH THOSE THINGS THAT GO UNSAID ♪
♪ GOD, I WISH WE'D LEAVE IT AT THIS ♪
♪ EVERY TIME I BREATHE
♪ EVERY TIME I TRY TO LEAVE
DEREK: SO, YOU, MANNY AND CRAIG BEEN FRIENDS FOR LONG, OR...?
EMMA: MANNY FOREVER.
CRAIG FOR A WHILE.
DEREK: CHECK IT!
IS THAT GROVER SMASH?
EMMA: I THINK IT IS.
WHO IS GROVER SMASH?
ONLY HALF OF THE LEPER TWINS.
TAG TEAM?
OH, WRESTLING.
JUST WON THE BELT.
WHICH OBVIOUSLY MEANS SQUAT TO YOU.
WHAT ABOUT TV?
WHAT DO YOU WATCH?
MOSTLY "BRIDESHEAD REVISITED" ON DVD.
I READ THE BOOK.
OH, COOL.
YOU KNOW, SOME WRESTLERS HAVE THEIR OWN BOOKS TOO -
COMIC BOOKS!
THAT'S HOW I GOT INTO WRESTLING -
READING COMICS WHEN MY DAD TOOK ME HUNTING.
DUDE, UNTIL YOU HAVE TASTED FRESH VENISON,
YOU HAVE NOT LIVED.
I'M A VEGETARIAN.
OH.
SO DO YOU EAT CHICKEN OR-
DEREK.
UM LISTEN, I HAD A GREAT TIME.
WELL, AN OKAY TIME.
ACTUALLY, A HAD PRETTY LAME TIME.
SO LET'S JUST QUIT WHILE WE'RE BEHIND?
SORRY.
LANDLORD: THREE-QUARTER INCH PIPE. LOTS OF PRESSURE.
THE LAUNDRY'S IN THE BASEMENT.
LIBERTY: I CAN'T WAIT TO DO OUR OWN LAUNDRY!
JT: AND IT'S SO CLOSE TO THE SCHOOL.
IT'S PERFECT.
IS IT PERFECT?
LIBERTY: IT'S PERFECT.
WELL, RENT IS $750 A MONTH, KIDS,
AND I'LL NEED FIRST AND LAST UP FRONT.
TWO MONTHS RENT?
THAT'S $1500.
YEAH, WELL, THAT'S PRETTY STANDARD PRACTICE, KIDS.
I CAN GIVE YOU A MINUTE TO THINK ABOUT IT.
[EXHALES]
WE CAN'T AFFORD IT.
JAY: NO FIVE-FINGER DISCOUNTS THIS TIME - PROMISE.
JT: BELIEVE ME, THEY DO NOT PAY ME ENOUGH TO STOP YOU.
JAY: SO I SAW SOME NEW REJECT ON TV TODAY
TRYING TO KEEP KIDS FROM EATING GLUE.
HE POACH YOUR SHOW?
NO. I QUIT.
THAT JOB DIDN'T PAY AND THIS ONE DOES.
AH WELL, THIS IS WHERE THE BIG BUCKS ARE, EH?
YEAH. MINIMUM WAGE?
I'M A REAL TYCOON.
YOUR PROBLEM, STOCKBOY -
TUNNEL VISION, OKAY?
YOU NEED MONEY?
GET CREATIVE.
JAY, SPARE ME THE LAME-ASS SCHEME.
SHUT UP AND LISTEN.
LOOK, YOU HAVE BEHIND- THE-COUNTER PRIVILEGES.
WHERE THE GOOD STUFF IS.
YOU EVER HEARD OF OXYCODONE?
IT'S A PAINKILLER.
I KNOW PEOPLE
WHO'D BE WILLING TO SELL THEIR MOTHERS
TO GET THEIR HANDS ON THIS STUFF.
AND YOU GOT IT RIGHT BACK THERE.
BUCKETS OF IT.
PETER: EMMA, OVER HERE!
YOU CAN CANCEL THE BULK
I-HAVE-A-NEW-GIRLFRIEND EMAIL.
I HAVE BEEN PLANNING TO SEE THIS MOVIE FOR WEEKS.
YEAH, OF COURSE.
A CLASSIC TALE OF TRIUMPH OVER ADVERSITY.
WHO KNEW CLOWN ACADEMY HAD A FOOTBALL TEAM?
OR CHEERLEADERS!
FOR THE RECORD, WHEN THE LIGHTS GO DOWN,
YOUR HAND STAYS IN YOUR OWN POPCORN BAG.
I'M ON PROBATION. GOTCHYA.
SO SHOULD I DRAW A LINE
DOWN THE CENTRE OF THE ARMREST OR WHAT?
LINE'S MOVING. NO MORE TALKING.